Manning Laws...Go Colts!

Ok, I saw this on another blog, but thought it was funny!  It's called 'Manning Laws' :

1) On gameday, you must say Manning 3 times like beetlejuice so that he will appear in perfect form for the game.

2) If Manning and Chuck Norris met, the universe would explode.

3) He who names his first-born son after Peyton Manning will experience greatness beyond his wildest dreams.

4) In his first life, Peyton Manning was Superman.

5) Webster has added a word to the dictionary: Peyton Manning (noun/adjective): Greatness, Excellence, Being of a far superior status. As in: Mount Rushmore depicts four faces of Peyton Manning.

6) If you must use the restroom during a Colts game, do so only during commercials. If it is game time, they make paper towels and baby powder.

7) One must make Snow Mannings in wintery weather.

8) Thou shall always BELIEVE IN BLUE.

9) Thou shalt not make eye contact with Peyton Manning unless you have his expressed permission, doing so will cause immediate vision problems characterized by only being able to see the color blue.

10) A new bill will be issued from the US Mint. It will be an 18-dollar bill, and the face on this bill will be Peyton Manning, and on every bill it will state "In Peyton We Trust"

11) January 21 is now when Passover is celebrated. It marks the day Manning passed over the Pats secondary causing them to pass over th ePats to the Super Bowl.

12) Thou shall never doubt Peyton Manning's return to a game. Jim Sorgi is not acutally a backup QB he is just paid to sit on the bench. Peyton Manning is WARRIOR!

13) "And it was said that on the 18th day, at the 18th hour, God created Peyton Manning, who shall be to all peopel the Savior and Lord of all football" Lombardi, 18:18

14) When the Colts win the Super Bowl there shall be a time of constant celebration lasting for 18 days.

15) Thou shall have a picture of Peyton on thou cell phone so thou is prepared to imitate Peyton's commercial whenever necessary.

16) Peyton Manning CAN divide by zero.

17) On gameday all shall wear fake mustaches and give honor to the stellar arm of Peyton Manning, by throwing all beer cans across the room and into the trash can labeled THE BEARS.

18) Every MANning Law from here out is law 18.

18) The Heisman is no longer... It is The Manning

18) All Colts fans will wear WWPD bracelets in blue and white.